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because they're so ghei [ 12:32 ]

INTRODUCING ARASHI

ARASHI is probably one of the oldest boybands under Johnny. But they're still pretty popular. Why I love them so? Can't you just feel the ghei that Arashi is made out of?! Don't you worry, there's plenty of evidence. Really. They're like one giant orgy where everyone hearts each other or something. It's all the pink and rainbow suits that they wear, I tell you. Their stylist = pure scheming evil. Not, really.

And as I said that I'm waaaay biased, I'm playing favourites again.

MATSUJUN
real name: Matsumoto Jun
the gayest of the guy.
seriously, he exudes ghei charm.

and tell me, how ghei is that?! their choreographer ought to be shot. Or given the Nobel prize.

he has bad eyesight, and needs glasses outside of work.
apparently he's considered an 'elite' because he didn't need to audition; Johnny called him personally. And that's just so unfair. Must be his looks. Haha
I think Jin of KAT-TUN teased him about it.

AIBA-CHAN
real name: Masaki Aiba
he's like a 12 year old most of the time :)
he's the tallest and has the huskiest voice
also has the poorest health; his lung collapsed once.
and the real reason why he joined Johnny? To play basketball with SMAP.
[ you poor poor misguided boy. selling your soul for that only?!]
at least he gets to participate in orgies.

I can't help but love him after this. The animals are soooo lovely. And his Engrish, just so cute.
read his interview?

CAPTAIN
real name: Ohno Satoshi
he's the leader because [1] he's oldest. [2] he won at janken.
he's really artistic, and has his own slot on their variety show O no Arashi
he's also the shortest, at 166 cm. Yay, finally, someone short.
many Johnnys are just tall...
apparently the best singer in Arashi
I don't get it why they need to categorize which's the best at whatever

THE CLEVER ONE
real name: Sakurai Sho
it's like some unwritten law to have a smart fellow in a boyband
[to get all the brainy fangirls?]
he has a BA from Keio University.
clever, much?
he's the 'official' rapper just like Koki from KAT-TUN. [some law again?]

NINO
real name: Ninomiya Kazunari
he was in a Hollywood movie! Saigo in Letters from Iwo Jima
how cool is that?! I mean, boybands actors generally act in bad idol dramas.
*cough taiwanidols cough*
he looks so cutely retarded, no?
he looooves his video games, haha. obsessively.
and plays tons of pranks on about just everyone.

ARASHI is just made up of one entire orgy.
and because Blogger would kill me
for exceeding hosting limits
I shall link to the giant post of orgies
for my own references

they all have starred in several dramas and movies and hosted their own variety shows.
it's not hard to find them
that's what youtube is for.
it's like your drug dealer.
WATCH THEM?
try Arashi no Waza-ari, Nama Arashi, Arashi no Shukudai-kun
or MagoMago Arashi
Utawara has Jun only
Tensai Shimura Doubutsuen has Aiba only
[ these are variety shows]
j-dramas: they all have their own roles in many dramas. check up their wiki page

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